Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
