never play flip cup with pint glasses
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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