Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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