I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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