I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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