We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
handjob tips. give me some.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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