I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
should my penis look like a turkey
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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