remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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