He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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