he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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