the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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