brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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