I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.