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my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.

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(732): my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink. http://tfl.nu/ojx1

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i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.

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I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl

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(440): i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe. (440): I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl http://tfl.nu/33bi

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(949): View more from California

It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth

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(949): It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth http://tfl.nu/i6ri

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

can you come get me at the bar

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ill be there in 10 min

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can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

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(570): can you come get me at the bar (301): ill be there in 10 min (570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home http://tfl.nu/der9

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(518): View more from New York

i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.

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(518): i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke. http://tfl.nu/bbix

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(540): View more from Virginia

so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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What did u do?

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turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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(540): so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn.. (1-540): What did u do? (540): turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him.. http://tfl.nu/pi8a

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(425): View more from Washington

her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.

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(425): her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle. http://tfl.nu/baj8

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(207): View more from Maine

I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.

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(207): I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside. http://tfl.nu/x4yl

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(614): View more from Ohio

Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...

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(614): Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. ?Hello 29... http://tfl.nu/5t6y

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....

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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance

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(774): omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore.... (774): HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance http://tfl.nu/0qjd

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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.

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(203): I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom. http://tfl.nu/gcg6

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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.

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(970): Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard. http://tfl.nu/a8iw

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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.

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Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.

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(803): I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had. (304): Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little. http://tfl.nu/dkf0

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(718): View more from New York

Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.

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(718): Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them. http://tfl.nu/ft83

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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.

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(707): Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful. http://tfl.nu/xs64

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