he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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