Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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