Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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