I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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