You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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