working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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