Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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