Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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