don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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