mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
be right there i have to get my cape
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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