Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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