Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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