Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
vagina is talking i cant
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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