Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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