So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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