her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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