I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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