the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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