Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
its not stalking. its research.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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