No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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