awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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