I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Buhtt sex?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Randomize