Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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