Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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