ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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