You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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