you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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