Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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