The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she told me i tasted like america
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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