Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
