quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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