So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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