By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
sex in a hospital.. check
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize