But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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