Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize