Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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