We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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