yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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