Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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