If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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