well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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